Confessions of a Professional Mom

Confessions of a Professional Mom

Professional mom seeking clarity, balance and a well deserved glass of wine.

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Alice, in Wonderland? Nope, She Moved to Orange.

September 28, 2012 , , , , , , , , ,

Alice Moved to OrangeThere is a place. Like no place on Earth.
A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!
Some say to survive it: You need to be
as mad as a hatter.  -The Mad Hatter

Pick me! Pick me! I qualify. Some days I feel mad as a hatter. Living in this place on Earth like no other. This land full of wonder, mystery and danger! Ok, maybe we should replace danger with drama. If to survive it I must be mad as a hatter, then I will survive! Good news.

Funny how my life parallels lines from Alice in Wonderland. Take a look and enjoy my madness.

Off with their heads! -The Red Queen (or Me)

You’re all late for tea!  -The Red Queen (or Me; trade tea for fill in the blank)

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? (My Husband)
Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are. (Me)

Alice Kingsley: This is impossible. (Drea)
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is. (Me)

The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously. (Me; I don’t know what futterwacken means, but it sounds fun!)

Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. -Alice Kingsley (Me)

Down with the bloody Red Queen! (My kids)

It’s only a dream… (Me)

Alice Kingsley: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I’ve been told where I must go and who I must be. I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I’ve been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is *my* dream. *I’ll* decide where it goes from here.

Feel mad as a hatter? Own it! Dream big.

Stay sane, my friends.




Image by: Maryna Fatseyeva


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