Confessions of a Professional Mom

Confessions of a Professional Mom

Professional mom seeking clarity, balance and a well deserved glass of wine.

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You Might Be A Pickup Artist

September 4, 2012

You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you have to move a baby stroller, Barbie calculator, play laptop, colored pencils, notebook and cracker crumbs just to make space to lay your yoga mat down to work out…You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you spend more than 40 hours a week picking up after your kids without receiving health insurance and paid time off…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you could start your own 99 cent store with all the crap you pick up every week…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If every Monday morning your car looks like a plastic cup graveyard…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you can’t walk through your house without finding at least one hair band, dirty sock, wad of gum, one-legged Barbie or half finished Gatorade…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you clean your kids room and find a car…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you seem to be the only one who can replace the toilet paper roll…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you clean under your kids bed and find Kim Kardashians entire wardrobe…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you use tongs to pick up your kids sports socks…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If your purse has become a haven for discarded wrappers, used kleenex and partially eaten string cheese…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

If you find yourself closing your kids bedroom doors and waving a white flag…
You Might Be a Pickup Artist

Stay sane, my friends.
xo

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